Well, it’s another exciting season here at the Cottontail Resort, Rhode Island’s most popular naturist getaway. I should probably give you a little background on the resort, and what led to our recent Bigfoot sightings.
The Cottontail Resort was founded in the late sixties by my father Astor and my mother Peaceful Willow. Theirs was a fairytale romance. My mother had just dropped out of the prestigious Carrie Nation Vocational College, feeling that curriculum and structure did not suit her goal of becoming a poet. She dreamed of being another Emily Dickinson, except having a lot more great sex. Continue reading